Kalmaar

A racist octopus that in some cases communicates with other species to show its hate for them

*Octopus in aquarium starts looks at a black person and starts saying the n word*

Person A: HEY! That octopus is being racist

Person B: Yeah just your average kalmaar

Kalmaar by EatingCheeseWithKethup September 14, 2021

kalmar union 

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

kalmar union by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

kalmar 

sweden noway denmark finland

Kalmar - A country which encompassed Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and parts of Finland. Was ruled by Denmark. Denmark stronk. Also another word for thicc Denmark.

Sweden: Fuck you, Denmark, you're so weak, you throat diseased bitch!
Denmark: Remember Kalmar?
Sweden: *silence*

kalmar by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Kalamari 

A squid..but not really...its complicated...but it exists I swear!

-Hey that thing in the ocean, wtf is it?
-Oh it's a kalamari, I know because I looked it up on Urban Dictionary :)
-ok...?
-IT EXISTS..I SWEAR!

Kalamari by anonymous November 20, 2021

kamaara 

A REAL NIGGA

That nigga kamaara a real ass nigga

kamaara by Brudddrrr October 2, 2023

KALAARJUN 

A black person

Look at KALAARJUN
He's so handsome

KALAARJUN by Xhdhhfhfhxjxjx March 9, 2025

kalaarujn 

A black arjun

Look at that person

He's kalaarujn,he's so handsome

kalaarujn by Xhdhhfhfhxjxjx March 10, 2025