Kalmaar

Name: Kalmaar Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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A racist octopus that in some cases communicates with other species to show its hate for them

*Octopus in aquarium starts looks at a black person and starts saying the n word*

Person A: HEY! That octopus is being racist

Person B: Yeah just your average kalmaar

Kalmaar by EatingCheeseWithKethup September 14, 2021

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kalmar union

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

kalmar union by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

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Related Words

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kalmar

sweden noway denmark finland

Kalmar - A country which encompassed Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and parts of Finland. Was ruled by Denmark. Denmark stronk. Also another word for thicc Denmark.

Sweden: Fuck you, Denmark, you're so weak, you throat diseased bitch!
Denmark: Remember Kalmar?
Sweden: *silence*

kalmar by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019