kalmar 

sweden noway denmark finland

Kalmar - A country which encompassed Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and parts of Finland. Was ruled by Denmark. Denmark stronk. Also another word for thicc Denmark.

Sweden: Fuck you, Denmark, you're so weak, you throat diseased bitch!
Denmark: Remember Kalmar?
Sweden: *silence*

kalmar by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

kalmar union 

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

kalmar union by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

kalsarikännit 

Drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear with no intention of going out

I'm gonna kalsarikännit at home tonight

kalsarikännit by kick-X July 18, 2015

chris kamara 

Over the top ex footballer and football commentator. Has appeared on a lot of adverts and is kind of a celebrity due to his catchphrase "unbelievable Jeff" which he says on Gillette Soccer Saturday

"UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!" - Chris Kamara

chris kamara by LordRafox November 11, 2017

Kamaria 

A beautiful African American girl who simply blows you away. She is charismatic, gorgeous, outgoing, friendly, and every guy wants her. She is very intelligent and doesn't have time for games. Probably an Aquarius, you can almost expect her to knock you off your feet.

Guy: Who's that?
Girl: Oh, that's just Kamaria. Everyone loves her!

Kamaria by yoyomama89 January 12, 2012

Kamari

Kamari can be a great friend, but also quite rude. Kamari's can tend to have brown or black hair and brown eyes.

Kamari is my bestfriendddd<3

Kamari by B Whitney A April 25, 2019

Kamara 

Kamara is a beautiful girl who likes to have fun. She’s funny, weird, has a lot of sense of humour. She could be mean at times, but very sweet to people she likes. Kamara can lose her temper easy because people can’t understand what’s she been through. She has trust issues because of the past. She’s a real bitch. But give her a chance. If u ever find a Kamara NEVER let her go ever. She’s different. In a good way.

Her: where’s Kamara?
Him: oh I think she left.
Her: no wonder why it’s boring.

Kamara by Callie brooklynn May 16, 2018