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Definitions by Shrekhammad

Jelly - To cum excessively during sex.

Jame's jellied in his mother's asshole.
Jelly by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Uncle Chuck 

Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"
Uncle Chuck by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019
Kalmar - A country which encompassed Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and parts of Finland. Was ruled by Denmark. Denmark stronk. Also another word for thicc Denmark.

Sweden: Fuck you, Denmark, you're so weak, you throat diseased bitch!
Denmark: Remember Kalmar?
Sweden: *silence*
kalmar by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Gay frogs 

Gay Frogs - Alex Jones's #1 hit record. It talks about the government putting chemicals in the water in order to turn all the frogs gay.

"I'll say it real slow for ya: Gay... frogs!"
Gay frogs by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019