kalmar

Kalmar - A country which encompassed Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and parts of Finland. Was ruled by Denmark. Denmark stronk. Also another word for thicc Denmark.

Sweden: Fuck you, Denmark, you're so weak, you throat diseased bitch!
Denmark: Remember Kalmar?
Sweden: *silence*
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Jelly

Jelly - To cum excessively during sex.

Jame's jellied in his mother's asshole.
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Gay frogs

Gay Frogs - Alex Jones's #1 hit record. It talks about the government putting chemicals in the water in order to turn all the frogs gay.

"I'll say it real slow for ya: Gay... frogs!"
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Uncle Chuck

Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"
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