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Kalaiselvan
An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.
Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019
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Kaleise • Kalise • kalebsexual • Kalese • Kalisent • kaelise • Kalaiselvan • kaleese • kaleice • kaleidescope yawn
Kalise
Some one who is very loved and loves people. She’s also an extrovert and is pretty funny...also very smart and knows what she wants in life and love God tremendously! Has lots of friends and lots of people are secretly jealous of her...but she knows! She is beautiful and has a nice walk and shape. She makes a great friend, gf, sister, fiancé, wife etc. She also has the favor of God on her life
Kalesexual
A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
Kalisexuality
Kalisexuality by El Penguini January 24, 2023
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