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kaleese by Kaleese February 7, 2018
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kayleesexual 

when you obsess and simp over someone called kaylee, you think about letting her rail you every second of the day and you most likely will call her 'mommy'. you'd let her destroy ur life but you dont care, you'll literally pull some tate shit (ahs) to make her stay with you.
person 1: ughhhh i love kaylee so much i just wanna fuck her and eat her eughhhh, but then i'd even be submissive to her bro, i wanna hold her captive or have her hold ME captive. my sexuality is kayleesexual. i need her.

person 2: bro that shits wild.
kayleesexual by iamlorenzosexual October 7, 2022
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A Kareese is a fairy tale girl that exists in reality. Everything she does is genuine and although she won't admit it, she has the beauty to cast a spell over any man no matter how far the distance.

Her eyes are alluring and enchanting.
Her hair is demigoddessly.
Her smile is always warming and at times dangerously naughty.

You want to be bewitched by such a genuine girl. If you let the spell cast properly your life will have happiness and love in it guaranteed.
I can't believe Kareese likes me!!! This must be a dream.
Kareese by A_wise_man_once_said_Tacon December 17, 2020

kaleeyse 

a loving caring person who can change there mood at any time , they are also very bossy and grumpy in the mornings but become ore happy in the day , a kaleeyse is a person is person who takes forever in the bathroom and annoys everyone.
friend ; hi kaleeyse
kaleeyse; oh what do you want
kaleeyse by kaleeyse February 19, 2017
Mother of dragons
I am kaleesi queen of queens
kaleesi by Khrisbeccaholbrook December 14, 2017

Kalesexual 

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

Kaleesie Keener 

Kaleesie Keener is a Clermont/Keener sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Kartier, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" Family. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Jen Clermont. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kaleeise in a bikini holds the record of the most likes on Snapmatic. Kaleesie’s mom is Kristene Keener.
I wish I had a Life like Kaleesie Keener
Kaleesie Keener by Kardashian Team October 10, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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