The baddest bitch of the all🤪
by Kaleese February 7, 2018
Get the kaleese mug.when you obsess and simp over someone called kaylee, you think about letting her rail you every second of the day and you most likely will call her 'mommy'. you'd let her destroy ur life but you dont care, you'll literally pull some tate shit (ahs) to make her stay with you.
person 1: ughhhh i love kaylee so much i just wanna fuck her and eat her eughhhh, but then i'd even be submissive to her bro, i wanna hold her captive or have her hold ME captive. my sexuality is kayleesexual. i need her.
person 2: bro that shits wild.
person 2: bro that shits wild.
by iamlorenzosexual October 7, 2022
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A Kareese is a fairy tale girl that exists in reality. Everything she does is genuine and although she won't admit it, she has the beauty to cast a spell over any man no matter how far the distance.
Her eyes are alluring and enchanting.
Her hair is demigoddessly.
Her smile is always warming and at times dangerously naughty.
You want to be bewitched by such a genuine girl. If you let the spell cast properly your life will have happiness and love in it guaranteed.
Her eyes are alluring and enchanting.
Her hair is demigoddessly.
Her smile is always warming and at times dangerously naughty.
You want to be bewitched by such a genuine girl. If you let the spell cast properly your life will have happiness and love in it guaranteed.
by A_wise_man_once_said_Tacon December 17, 2020
Get the Kareese mug.a loving caring person who can change there mood at any time , they are also very bossy and grumpy in the mornings but become ore happy in the day , a kaleeyse is a person is person who takes forever in the bathroom and annoys everyone.
by kaleeyse February 19, 2017
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A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
Get the Kalesexual mug.Kaleesie Keener is a Clermont/Keener sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Kartier, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" Family. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Jen Clermont. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kaleeise in a bikini holds the record of the most likes on Snapmatic. Kaleesie’s mom is Kristene Keener.
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