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noun.
1. a jamaican jerk loving ogre who resembles jack osbourne.
2. a man whose sole purpose in life is to C on the F.
3. a man who has the uncanny ability to 'ride the snake'
Jack Osbourne fan: "Hey, is that Jack Osbourne at wings?"
Rational Human Being: "No, that's just Kakins."

"Man, when I dated that girl all i wanted to do was pull a Kakins."

"Hey, you Kakins, ride the snake."
Kakins by Bowlicious March 28, 2005
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peter kavinsky 

a man we all need in our life

Peter Kavinsky 

A fictional character from the book series To All The Boys I've Loved Before. Kavinsky has stolen not only Lara Jean's heart but mine as well💖
Gen: I wish I had a Peter Kavinsky

Lara Jean: Lol I do
kainsy: often used as a synonym in place of chissling; however, to kainsy is more of a lifestyle then anything.
Sketchy: Dude where did you pick up that sick guitar?!
Justin: I write kainsy'd it off some broke bastard for $100. The thing's worth at least $400, I can turn around and make a $300 profit on E-bay easily.
Sketchy: nice!
kainsy by Edsy January 14, 2008

peter kavinsky 

peter kavinsky by ers.15 August 23, 2018

kakistocrat 

An unprincipled person in power. An incompetant leader, or puppet of a corrupt system
After taking office, the new mayor proved to be another kakistocrat, enriching his circle of friends and letting the city fall into ruin
kakistocrat by klik December 19, 2003

peter kavinsky 

hottest guy in the world no doubt about it
oh good lord there goes peter kavinsky , what a hotty
peter kavinsky by peterkavinsky April 17, 2020
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