1 definition by Bowlicious

noun.
1. a jamaican jerk loving ogre who resembles jack osbourne.
2. a man whose sole purpose in life is to C on the F.
3. a man who has the uncanny ability to 'ride the snake'
Jack Osbourne fan: "Hey, is that Jack Osbourne at wings?"
Rational Human Being: "No, that's just Kakins."

"Man, when I dated that girl all i wanted to do was pull a Kakins."

"Hey, you Kakins, ride the snake."
by Bowlicious March 28, 2005
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