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He gets all the peng gyals and dat rich man and ballin but in his heart he’s the softest man ever will take care of u no matter what
Kaisar is the best guy u can find.
kaisar by Lqerty45 May 18, 2018
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Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1

Kaiser Chiefs

A wonderful band from Leeds, England which formed somewhere within the summer of 2003. The band includes Ricky Wilson (vocals), Nick Hodgson (drums/vocals), Andrew "Whitey" White (guitar), Nick "Peanut" Baines (keyboards), and Simon Rix (bass). See album "Employment" by Kaiser Chiefs for further information.
"It does not move me it's not the kind of thing that I like
Na Na Na Na Naa
Na Na Na Na Naa" --- Kaiser Chiefs "Na Na Na Na Naa" from the album "Employment"
Kaiser Chiefs by leeanne ess April 30, 2005

George Kaiser 

An in-the-closet gay guy who has no friends. Usually idenitifiable by a horrid odor and ridiculously unattractive features. Also tends to cock-block a lot. Basically everything that can be bad about a human is bad about him.
You're being a real George Kaiser right now.
George Kaiser by Nelly Hayes January 16, 2010

Kaiser Gang 

The best Guild in all of Durotar. Known for making bad glads sad since season one of Battle for azeroth.
YO YOU HEAR OF THE KAISER GANG BRO I HEARD THERE DEADLIEST GUILD IN DUROTAR MAN DON'T MESS WITH THEM
Kaiser Gang by Gelindoria June 4, 2020

Cleveland Kaiser 

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.
Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!
Cleveland Kaiser by Niflheim October 7, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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