kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 7, 2010

Kaiser

Stick

Stop using the kaiser to hit me

by Omankodsuki June 20, 2020

kaiser

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

Look dude, there's the Kaiser.

by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 14, 2005

kaiser

Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!

Kaiser is so sweet!

by alkjwoeirbnjkadv August 1, 2010

kaiser

1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

2) To masturbate

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.

I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!

by Duke of New Orleans April 17, 2006

Kaiser

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016