Krypton 

The homeworld of Superman. It exploded creating tons of Kryptonite.

Krypton had a Red Sun.

Krypton by The Kryptonian April 6, 2005

krypton 

the male version of a Poptart. a jock that only cares about the next baseball or football game and is a jerk.

John Smith is such a Krypton

krypton by double decker pecker wrecker October 12, 2011

Krypton 

The sexiest guy is named Krypton. He is hot , loyal and loveable

He is a beast scooter rider

And is Super Hot

Look at Krypton , he is so hot

Look how hot he is ,

Of course he is , his name is Krypton

Krypton by Gang_shiz November 12, 2019

krypton ball

a ball of krypton.

Holy cow George! Look! It's a KRYPTON BALL.

krypton ball by Mr. Anonymous-e-wow-e August 14, 2009

Texas Krypton Massacre 

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

Texas Krypton Massacre by arex poopy December 31, 2011

the last son of krypton 

It's when you eat out your daddy's asshole then stick it in then before you cum yell "ITS MY WEAKNESS" and don't pull out.

I came home from school and my dad call me the last son of kryptonite.

the last son of krypton by Dad was here yesterday August 4, 2016

The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them

Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

The Black Man's Kryptonite by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021