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Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
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A Kryton Head Bastard!
A Head like kryton off the series red dwarf!
Kryton by Jefferson Cockeye January 16, 2004
Keyton is big guy with a meaty cock for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.
Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?
kreeton by finalcaliber October 18, 2004
Handsome, pretty, loves hobby lobby, loves to eat bacon, and would die for Da Boys. He is part of Da Boys. His 4 year old hits at the batting cage. He loves his mum and watches Morgz all day.
Kreston loves to eat a baconater from Wendy’s.
kreston by Jared the cool May 23, 2021

Keyton harthun 

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole
The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.
Keyton harthun by Mason Allens November 25, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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