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Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
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A Kryton Head Bastard!
A Head like kryton off the series red dwarf!
Kryton by Jefferson Cockeye January 16, 2004
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
Keyton by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.
Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?
kreeton by finalcaliber October 18, 2004
Handsome, pretty, loves hobby lobby, loves to eat bacon, and would die for Da Boys. He is part of Da Boys. His 4 year old hits at the batting cage. He loves his mum and watches Morgz all day.
Kreston loves to eat a baconater from Wendy’s.
kreston by Jared the cool May 23, 2021

Keyton harthun 

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole
The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.
Keyton harthun by Mason Allens November 25, 2011