kreeton

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A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.

Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?

kreeton by finalcaliber October 18, 2004

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kreeton

a gay loser who cries over everything.

kreeton by * March 1, 2003

Related Words

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Keeton

a cute way of saying Kitten.

Person 1: That keeton is so cute.

Person 2: The hell is a keeton?

Keeton by PapPapPap January 23, 2015

Keeton

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral

You will be keetoned by a horse today.

Keeton by 1234567890meth April 8, 2021

keeton

The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.

hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.

keeton by Nate Crawford January 2, 2009

keeton harris

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

Keeton Harris is my Bestest Friend

keeton harris by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016

kreston

Handsome, pretty, loves hobby lobby, loves to eat bacon, and would die for Da Boys. He is part of Da Boys. His 4 year old hits at the batting cage. He loves his mum and watches Morgz all day.

Kreston loves to eat a baconater from Wendy’s.

kreston by Jared the cool May 23, 2021

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026