kreeton

A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.

Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?

by finalcaliber October 18, 2004

kreeton

a gay loser who cries over everything.

by * March 1, 2003

Keeton

a cute way of saying Kitten.

Person 1: That keeton is so cute.

Person 2: The hell is a keeton?

by PapPapPap January 23, 2015

Keeton

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral

You will be keetoned by a horse today.

by 1234567890meth April 8, 2021

keeton

The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.

hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.

by Nate Crawford January 2, 2009

keeton harris

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

Keeton Harris is my Bestest Friend

by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016

kreston

Handsome, pretty, loves hobby lobby, loves to eat bacon, and would die for Da Boys. He is part of Da Boys. His 4 year old hits at the batting cage. He loves his mum and watches Morgz all day.

Kreston loves to eat a baconater from Wendy’s.

by Jared the cool May 23, 2021