kreyton

kreyton is the nicest boy you’ll ever meet. he’ll make you feel special and always treat you right. he deserves the best and will always make you laugh. he’ll make you feel better when you’re sad. lol get a kreyton. he also plays baseball

“who’s that in the dugout making the whole team laugh?”
“oh that’s kreyton!”

by chicken ball sack October 20, 2020

Keyton

Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

Kryton

A Kryton Head Bastard!

A Head like kryton off the series red dwarf!

by Jefferson Cockeye January 16, 2004

Keyton

Keyton is big guy with a meaty cock for the homies.

Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.

by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021

kreeton

A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.

Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?

by finalcaliber October 18, 2004

kreston

Handsome, pretty, loves hobby lobby, loves to eat bacon, and would die for Da Boys. He is part of Da Boys. His 4 year old hits at the batting cage. He loves his mum and watches Morgz all day.

Kreston loves to eat a baconater from Wendy’s.

by Jared the cool May 23, 2021

Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

by Mason Allens November 25, 2011