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Handsome, pretty, loves hobby lobby, loves to eat bacon, and would die for Da Boys. He is part of Da Boys. His 4 year old hits at the batting cage. He loves his mum and watches Morgz all day.
Kreston loves to eat a baconater from Wendy’s.
kreston by Jared the cool May 23, 2021
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The most amazing, perfect OTP, pure rainbows and sunshine.
One of those love stories you see in cheesy romantic movies.
A better love story than Twilight.
"If you don't ship Kreston, we can't be friends anymore"
"I Kreston them so much, they're adorable together!"
Kreston by The Smut Club March 13, 2017
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A 30-40 year old (or more) gay male otter (he/it). Prefers living out of his vehicle, and has a propensity to indulge in the snorty stuff, the snow that falls up, the… CROCRAINE!
Kreston was all out… but he knew where to find some… at the Jimmy John’s
Kreston by Jflo207 November 24, 2021
An incredibly sexy female doctor.
I hope I can get this sore foot looked at by my local Kleston
Kleston by gollum007 January 20, 2014
A beautiful women that may not be that tall she is soooo nice and sweet and when she has kids She would do anything for her kids and will have an amazing family not a beer drinker a little bit in the summer but that’s it any man would want her but she would wait to find the one who she will be with for the rest of her life
I mean anything she was my mom and we had a house fire she yelled to my brother to get down on the ground if you know a krestine you need to keep her as a friend family or even you girlfriend
krestine by Joe hotel May 9, 2018
Kryston is a smart, funny, pretty, confident girl who always care about the ones she trusts. She has long hair that she takes pride in. She likes to crack jokes and talk on the phone. Sometimes if you come at her the wrong way, she will talk bad to you. Kryston's are usually people who give good advice and can hold a conversation. If you love a Kryston they will love you back. :) Kryston has her own style that nobody can touch. Her swagg is unreachable. Everybody loves Kryston!
1) Random Girl:"Look at Kryston, gosh, I love her!"
Kryston: "I love you too!"

2)" Kryston has too much swagg!"
Kryston by a_dope_chick November 8, 2011
an amazing boy, with incredible musical talent, big heart, and a hot bod.
"he's a total keston."

"he was good, but nothing compared to keston."
Keston by littlemermaid October 17, 2008
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