Extremely nice.Loves his family.Cares about his friends, and will try to be there the most they can.They are usually tall.Smart, and can keep a secret.He gets the girls.

If you meet a keyton he is a keeper.He is very sweet, and smart.Keyton is usually tall.He gets all the girls.

Keyton by Anonymous._.hehe December 3, 2021

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Keyton

A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.

dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"

Keyton by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

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Keyton harthun

the placing of one man's nutsack into another man's butthole

The mans nutsack was sore from keyton harthuning it.

Keyton harthun by Mason Allens November 25, 2011

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dirty keyton

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.

She was our dirty keyton last night.

dirty keyton by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

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Keystone Shit

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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