Know me 

A term used when someone is particularly proud of her accomplishments. Another version meaning the same thing is the phrase "Know the girl." While the phrase is specific to females, it may also be used by homosexual males who feel particularly inclined.

Etymology: originates from the song "NoMEE" by TOB. Due to poor education, most people writing out the phrase have assumed that the spelling is "know me" instead of "NoMEE" as original to the song found on Youtube.

"I just blew 5 guys behind the gas station last night. Got 5 dollars a piece for it. Know me!"

"Look at my new hair gurrll, just bought it at the beauty shop down the street. This shit look good right? Know the girl!"

Know me by Englishteach. November 16, 2012

You don't know me 

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

You don't know me by S4lutDude! December 28, 2009

you don't even know me 

The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.

"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"

you don't even know me by Jerk Nowitzki April 10, 2008

You know me man 

Word used to respond when someone notices you accomplish something

Damnn you makin moves I see,
You know me man

You know me man by Lamarvista December 3, 2019

you don't know me! 

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

you don't know me! by Carlito October 6, 2004

y'all don't know me 

A way one can dismiss concerns and/or animosity others have towards them. Can refer to practically anything, but usually is reserved for illicit or illegal things.

Moneesha: "I'ma have sex with whoeva I want! It don' even matta!"
Tyra & Monique, Moneesha's Friends: "You need to stop Moneesha! You're going to end up dead or with a disease. We're really worried about you."
Moneesha: *waiving hands and pointing fingers* "Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!"

y'all don't know me by ACG2x September 29, 2004

Well, You Know Me... 

Reflects personal opinion, but should be used when a conversation should end, or a topic should be changed. Should be followed by a sip of a beverage.

Jim: But you like every Led Zeppelin album
Clarence: Well, you know me.................................So yeah, I saw Tina yesterday.

Well, You Know Me... by Anthony S September 10, 2005