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Kmart sliders 

During the 1980s, poorly made athletic shoes sold at Kmart, usually under the brand names of athletix, trax, or dynamax. The nickname sliders was derived from observing the less-fortunate kids who wore them in gym class, sliding all over the floor due to the poor quality of the soles.
Rodney missed school today because he slid into the bleachers and hit his head while playing floor hockey in gym class, likely as a result of wearing Kmart sliders.
Kmart sliders by gus313 August 25, 2009
A dead retail store where the shelves and parking lot are always empty!
Chad: I'm horny and want some fucky wannna get a room?

Kiersten : Why waste the money when there's Kmart over there!

Chad : Nice!
Kmart by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

Kmart Kickers 

A pair of shoes that were bought at Kmart. They are usually relatively cheap and crappy looking.
Chrissy: Hayley you better put on different shoes if you don't want them to get muddy.

Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.
Kmart Kickers by Christina S. March 1, 2008

Kmart is Open 

A slang term for ones fly being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. Can cause social embarrassment, sexual harassment, or crude laughter.
"Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is Open."
Kmart is Open by STV2119012 May 19, 2009

Kmart Special 

1. Used to describe a cheap or outdated item; may also refer to something of poor quality.

2. A bargain.
"That phone is a brick; it looks like a damn Kmart Special."

"Did you pay a lot for those rims? Naw son, I got the Kmart Special."
Kmart Special by Teedge April 29, 2008

Kmart Effect 

When a player is made to look better than he really is due to the ability of the point guard. The player will in turn be overpaid. When they are left without the same quality of point guard, everyone will realize how overrated the player was.
Kenyon Martin got a max contract cause of the Kmart effect. He should give Jkidd a good cut of his money
Kmart Effect by Parth S Patel November 22, 2009