Kmartian
A kmartian is a person in between a Walmartian and A Tarmartian, always sad to see Kmarts close, hates "Fast" Eddie Lampert. Also hates Walmart
Kmartian by Ikethefluff December 14, 2020
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kmartian
Random guy: did you see that Kmartians motorized cart? Holy shit, he's going to have a heart attack eating all those Oreos and hotdogs!
kmartian by ScotE2hotE February 6, 2015
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kmarting
When kmart filed for bankruptcy, the lawyers and other assorted vermin claimed at the time that there was no money left for common shareholders. Common shares were canceled and the shareholders got screwed.
"Miraculously" after it was too late, the vermin "discovered" a very large amount of assets that did NOT go to the shareholders but to the vermin that planned the whole thing. They made millions upon millions of dollars and bought sears.
Thus the shareholders were kmarted. Utterly screwed by the corrupt bankruptcy system
"Miraculously" after it was too late, the vermin "discovered" a very large amount of assets that did NOT go to the shareholders but to the vermin that planned the whole thing. They made millions upon millions of dollars and bought sears.
Thus the shareholders were kmarted. Utterly screwed by the corrupt bankruptcy system
Kmarting
1. Living in a home or operating a business in a run down building, without doing any repairs or renovations to the building; keeping things that were outdated long ago.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.
Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.
Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.
1. How does that business stay alive? The place is falling apart, and the owner isn't fixing anything. The owner is Kmarting that place.
2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!
2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!
Kmarting by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021
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