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coolness, in aim speak.
omfg jim carrey jus told me i cud bring 30 ppl 2 his bday prty nxt wk!!

omg thats soo klness hu r u inviting?
KLNESS by Angelacia July 12, 2007
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Knessify 

the act of officially recognizing a certain action, behaviour or style as possessing the best qualifications or meeting the best standards, mainly referring to clothing
Bro, I have an important exam coming up and my suit must be looking slick. Could you quickly have a look and knessify my tie?
Knessify by Armenian guy 532810 March 1, 2023
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an exotic, intense, and regal black woman of distinction class and taste. She loves neo-soul and all things alternative and musical. She commands the respect of her peers and will settle for nothing less than the most excellent of friends. She loves her savior Jesus Christ. She rocks peace signs and chick lit. She reads books about love, and life. She is one of the best and truest friends anyone could ever wish for. A person does not merely know Kenessa, but is better and blessed for having been given the oppurtunity.
-Oh my gosh is that Kenessa?!
-NO WAY
-OMG Yes it is
-(Kenessa walks by)
-She is just so...AWESOME!
Kenessa by boredlater18 July 8, 2010
The most unique, shy, loving, caring person you will ever meet. Name comes from the word Kindness. Don’t take Kiness’ for a fool. Their strong and can help you with anything!
Jake: “This show reminds me of Kiness, caring and strong
Kiness by oofitsdabbabby June 23, 2019
"I jst found a R100 note on da ground!" Insaaf exclaimed
"Kwlness nw we can go buy that giant jawbreaker in the store!" Shaygah said

Kluessendorf 

Definition of this unusual kind of creature can be summed up in one word. DORK. A pretty normal bunch when apart but when put together, expect to be laughing nonstop and always having a good time.
Guy 1:I thought this girl was really cute til i met her family.

Guy 2: Oh.... You didnt know she was a Kluessendorf??
so ethereal <3333 literally #### me!!!
knessa is kinda sus.
knessa by mamamilfz February 16, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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