Kủtzu 

The greatest, most feared Slapshot player alive.

Kủtzu is a Japanese word that was formed in 1803, the day after Erveon developed an older version of the world-renowned game, Slapshot, in which players would use an enemy soldier's head as a puck and have a game of Ice Hockey.

'Kủtzu' was always the winner, and the name has been passed down from generation to generation, with it always staying in the same bloodline.

Kủtzu is the greatest Slapshot player alive!

Kủtzu by Kủtzu (Kutzu) January 21, 2020

kutzak 

A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.

A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.

Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.

Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak

kutzak by daywalker85 April 3, 2009

kutluhan 

Best person you can ever meet! They’re cute and adorable. They are caring and funny. They are sarcastic af but even that quality becomes precious when it’s coming from them.

Omg! You know a Kutluhan?!? You’re so lucky!!

kutluhan by Bengisuu April 25, 2020

Kudzu

A green leafy vine found in most parts of the south that grows 6 to 12 inches per night, will grow on YOU if you don't move, and can be used to make paper.

First I gotta hack the kudzu off'n my tractor.

Kudzu by Edgar April 14, 2003

Kuzu Ryu Sen 

This technique of the wordHiten Mitsurugi Ryu/word is taught before the ougi. This move involves striking the 9 vital points (Head, shoulders, wrists, both sides of the waist, between the legs, and the chest) so fast that each strike seems simultaneous. The user can do nothing to defend these strikes except to use an equal or stronger Kuzu Ryu Sen, or the wordAma Kakeru Ryu No Hirameki/word.

Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu, Kuzu Ryu Sen

Kuzu Ryu Sen by The Eternal EoN August 12, 2003

kuzuha 

a crusty ass mf with crusty ass toes.

A: how's the weather today?
B: oh my god is that kuzuha's famous quote?? *swoons*
A: what the fuck bro how many times have you listened to his KING cover??
B: a lot...😳 😳 but have you heard of sanya's vampire cover though?😳

A: oh my god bro shes so hot HGHHHhhhghh WOOFWOOFBARKABARK

kuzuha by mystastoelicker January 26, 2022

kutzooi 

Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.

Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!

kutzooi by Gleufje March 21, 2017