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Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
kutzooi by Gleufje March 21, 2017
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Dutch slang word, often used to describe a very annoying, bad or unfortunate situation. Litterally translates to 'vagina mess'.
Godver, wat een kutzooi zeg! (Damnit, what a cunt mess)
Don't look at the cunt mess part.
Kutzooi by Peddebol May 29, 2017
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Kutzooi is the dutch word for I love you.

Kutzooi means I love you in Dutch. People use it to express their love.
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