A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.
by anus_ganus November 01, 2014
by carl richie August 11, 2007
by Leoknowsitall March 03, 2021
A nigga so crusty, "ass" is a new type of measurement created to show how crusty the nigga is. The word "ass" (short for ass-load) represents the over-flowing amount of crust a nigga may possess. An infinite amount of excessive dank crust whopping in the veins of said nigga.
He/She is a crusty ass nigga.
You's a crusty ass nigga.
Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.
They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.
Imma crusty ass nigga.
We are all crusty ass niggas.
You's a crusty ass nigga.
Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.
They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.
Imma crusty ass nigga.
We are all crusty ass niggas.
by eXcaliber.50 June 14, 2014
when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
by killern9ne October 16, 2012
billys' mom is a crusty ass bitch
by scotty carr May 01, 2003
n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.
Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.
by grundlemychuzzle February 15, 2005