Köng 

The act of Hating on women because you're a man. A philosophy by Albin.

- Oh you hate women Albin??

- Yeah Köng!

Köng by PEÄr December 30, 2020

Kong 

Latin - bucatat yukfa

1. n. - A harry ape-like person

2. v. konging, konged - Performing or having performed a one night stand.

3. n. - Another name for a penis (usually very large)

4. n. - An extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. Harry, bumpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. Usually found growing on tropical islands. A good source of natural steroids.

1.> person - "That dude is the king of kongs!"

2.> (A) lady - "That asshole is konging every woman he can."
(B) lady - "Damn girl! You got konged!"

3.> lady - "He had a kong! It was amazing!"

4.> The stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.

Kong by Jack Tofft March 24, 2009

Kong 

When you get a hole-in-one in golf and/or minigolf on any shot that isn't the first stroke you take. That is to say, you get a hole-in-one from the starting position but just happen to do it after you have already taken a stroke.

"Yo Nendge, did you just get a holza on that putt, mate?"

"Garl, I wish brother. It was merely a kong."

Kong by Pandabebz December 20, 2022

Kong 

A movement in the art of Parkour designed to clear an obstacle using the hands. Execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. You should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. When clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. If performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.

"I just did a speed vault over that wall there."
"Really? I would have used a kong."

Kong by Josh Knill September 17, 2006

kong 

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

kong by Fake McFakeman December 3, 2003

Kong 

A very beastly person

He be too kong

Kong by achoochoo June 16, 2010

kong 

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

kong by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009