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a form of measurement or measurement technique that is more accurate than any national standard. Usually used to justify some type of measurement. not to be confused by a voodoo cal.
I can't calibrate this balance because i only brought a jeff's worth of mass, I'll have to use my body weight as measured to the k'inch. I'm going to have to k'inch this measurement to get it to pass.
K'inch by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
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Another word used for a ladder.
Can you grab the kinch, I need to get on the roof.
Kinch by Wordman738 April 10, 2023
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Derogatory term for everyone in the "Shitters V2" server
SHUT UP YOU STUPID KINCHER!!!!!!!!!!
Kincher by DrivingPrawn December 7, 2022

National Charlie Kinch Day 

On February 29th of every year, the National of Swaziland shall celebrate Charlie Kinch Day.
I Can't Wait to celebrate National Charlie Kinch Day this year.- Swahili Man

leigh kinch 

A ginger rugby player. Who has one nostril and a retarded thumb. He is unable to over come the force and likes to stick unsuitable objects up his nose, also if in need, will shit in a crisp packet and throw it at inocent people. abuses his girlfriend and "funny" apparently is his middle name.
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also known as;

Leigh Skywalker
Leighanardo de kinchy
Rehab
Ginger
Kinchy
Kinchy Stryder
Cripple
Crabby
kingo
and so on.....
"leigh Kinch what have you done thats funny?"
"everything mate.... funny is my middle name"
"ok then"
leigh kinch by AbbieSutter March 22, 2009
An idiot or someone who has messed up.
Tyler is such a kinch, after getting 2nd place in Fortnite
Kinch by ninjakinch June 6, 2018

Sam Kinchin 

Sam Kinchin is basically leafyishere so yeah, see leafyishere for more info on Sam.
We were strolling along and saw a Sam Kinching (Leafy look-alike)
Sam Kinchin by TheMagicPosterOfStJ's November 18, 2016
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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