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a form of measurement or measurement technique that is more accurate than any national standard. Usually used to justify some type of measurement. not to be confused by a voodoo cal.
I can't calibrate this balance because i only brought a jeff's worth of mass, I'll have to use my body weight as measured to the k'inch. I'm going to have to k'inch this measurement to get it to pass.
K'inch by Ral_phie June 11, 2010
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Another word used for a ladder.
Can you grab the kinch, I need to get on the roof.
Kinch by Wordman738 April 10, 2023
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Derogatory term for everyone in the "Shitters V2" server
SHUT UP YOU STUPID KINCHER!!!!!!!!!!
Kincher by DrivingPrawn December 7, 2022

National Charlie Kinch Day 

On February 29th of every year, the National of Swaziland shall celebrate Charlie Kinch Day.
I Can't Wait to celebrate National Charlie Kinch Day this year.- Swahili Man

leigh kinch 

A ginger rugby player. Who has one nostril and a retarded thumb. He is unable to over come the force and likes to stick unsuitable objects up his nose, also if in need, will shit in a crisp packet and throw it at inocent people. abuses his girlfriend and "funny" apparently is his middle name.
:)
AS x

also known as;

Leigh Skywalker
Leighanardo de kinchy
Rehab
Ginger
Kinchy
Kinchy Stryder
Cripple
Crabby
kingo
and so on.....

"leigh Kinch what have you done thats funny?"
"everything mate.... funny is my middle name"
"ok then"
leigh kinch by AbbieSutter March 22, 2009
An idiot or someone who has messed up.
Tyler is such a kinch, after getting 2nd place in Fortnite
Kinch by ninjakinch June 6, 2018

Sam Kinchin 

Sam Kinchin is basically leafyishere so yeah, see leafyishere for more info on Sam.
We were strolling along and saw a Sam Kinching (Leafy look-alike)
Sam Kinchin by TheMagicPosterOfStJ's November 18, 2016
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