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An Idiot or one who has messed up
Ever since Kiernan was born, he has always been a kinch.
by KinchBop June 13, 2018
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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An idiot or someone who has messed up.
Tyler is such a kinch, after getting 2nd place in Fortnite
by ninjakinch June 06, 2018
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When you kinch
"Did you see john today?"
"Yea he's such a massive kinch."
by KinchMeister June 11, 2018
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As in "to Kinch," When a girl shits on a guy while having butt sex
"Dude, she just kinched on me!"
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when someone punch and kick at the same time
That was a difficult move! Please teach me how to do kinch.
by IXC30 January 25, 2017
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