Camp Judaea is the best place ever. It has the prettiest cotton candy sunsets over the ampitheater at night, and the cutest bunnies that come out from the bushes in the new village. The people are awesome, and CJ friends are lifelong friends! Every day at CJ is a new lifelong memory to be cherished. Nobody ever gets homesick, because 28792 is home. Keep the old cheers and leave the new israeli ones that the scouts made up far, far away. Mr Whiskers, the staff hot tub, the girl in the white dress, and so many more tales are true.

WE ARE VERY TINY, AND WE ARE RISHONIM
THIS IS OFFIE TERRITORY
YOU CAN'T RIDE IN MY LITTLE RED WAGON
JUMP, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
UH, WE KNOW WE'RE SEXYYYY
CAUSE WHEN WE YELL WE YELL LIKE HELL
SHAA NA NA NA NA

MYYY BACKS BREAKING MY BELTS TOO TIGHT MY HIPS SHAKE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

CAMP JUDAEA IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH

CAMP JUDAEA by nerdo10101 November 7, 2018

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young judaea

Zionist Youth Group based in America. Sponsored by Hadassah
Well known for its members being the most horny jews in America

Seth: Yo man i just came back from that young Judaea convention
Dan:oh did u get some of that shnookie shnookie
Seth: Hell yea i went to 11th base!

young judaea by Daniel Karell June 2, 2007

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Judaea

A girl who looked up her name in Urban Dictionary, and the only definition she could find was "horny Jew" (see Young Judaea). People often have trouble pronouncing, remembering, and spelling such a strange name. Plus, most girls named Judaea have a hard time finding personalized coffee mugs, and are sick of hearing people serenading them with a certain Beatles song.

"That girl Judaea can never find her name on those personalized coffee mugs."

"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"

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Camp Judaea

a place where counselors are hornier than the chanichim.

camp judaea;
Jon: yo did you get with ashley last night?
Nick: Nah papo, I had shmira

Camp Judaea by jdjdjd August 24, 2016

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Judaea

He is the most handsome person ever, He might not think it fully but everyone stares. He might think people have a problem when they stare but really they just like what they see even tho he has a girlfriend that he loves and is loyal to he can be a flirt. ZAHNYLA GON BEAT HIS A$$ IF HE CHEATS but other than that hes a kind hearted boy who is always there for people.

"judaea is so handsome"
"i wish i was him"
"judaea is so funny"

Judaea by ANYYGLE April 18, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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