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Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat 

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.
I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

hornier then a three peckered goat 

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

james horner 

Causing eargasms since 1953
I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions