Miker94's definitions

jutting jaw syndrome

jutting jaw syndrome is a condition when a guy has an abnormally protruded jaw as if on purpose to show his control over a girl. it is a sign of complete toolness and a fake sense of masculinity.

Cameron says, "wow, look at that guy's jawline!" Mike replies, "yeah, he has a bad case of jutting jaw syndrome."

by Miker94 October 25, 2009

drive like suck

when a car is said to "drive like suck," it means that there is some sort of mechanical issue with the vehicle preventing the overall comfort of the ride.

"Yo dog, this car drive like suck!" Well sir, what exactly is wrong with it? "It drive like suck!" Well sir, I can't exactly tell the mechanic at the shop that it simply drive like suck. "Well, I don't like it...it drive like suck!"

by Miker94 October 25, 2009

wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.

Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."

by Miker94 October 29, 2009

Miker phase

The Miker phase is a theory that each and every female on the planet is in love, has been in love or will be in love with a "Mike" at some point in their life.

Hey, see Cheryl over there? She wants me, she's in the Miker phase big time!

by Miker94 August 29, 2009

cuh

The word "cuh" is a derivative of the word "friend." The word first originated as the word "friend," then over the years it became "brother." It then became "bro," then "cousin." Soon after, the word became "cuz," then inevitably became "cuh." It's almost as if the entire word spoken in full became too much for some people to say, so laziness took over and the word was shortened. I suppose the next phase will be simply, "c." Another version of the word may as well be "unc" which is short for "uncle."

"Yo cuh, my Moms is havin' a bbq, wanna come ova?"

by Miker94 November 4, 2009

Dusti Russell

Any time a person is wronged unexpectedly they are said to have been given a "dusti russell." Basically anything that happens to a person that is considered negative, mean, sneaky, wrong, painful, harmful, callous, dangerous, evil, disgusting, nasty or unpleasant and that occurs when you least expect it, that is when you received a "dusti russell."

Caden says to Cameron, "Man, I was in the zone and totally thought I had the sale, until that lady slipped me the dusti russell."

Earle was just realizing that he had some pain when he urinated. So he asked Mike for some advise and Mike said, "it sounds to me like someone gave you a dusti russell!"

by Miker94 January 3, 2010

Wii butt

Wii butt is the phenomenon that occurs when a grossly out of shape person plays games such as wii bowling and the next day has a sore left butt cheek from the "bowling motion."

"Man, I was playing wii bowling last night and my arse is killing me today!"

"Yeah, you have a bad case of wii butt!"

by Miker94 January 3, 2010