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A guy with talent and swag , a little cocky with slight over-confidence. Always and honest most likely an Aquarius
" Bro Jurkio really that guy - "
Jurkio by J3fanpage November 22, 2021
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jüriöö 

jüriöö ülestõus (georgesnight uprising) a rebellion in estonia 23. april 1343 (in the night of St. George's Day) against germans. Estonian peasants killed many germans including children and women but they lost.

In slang is jüriöö when all (or most) students/pupils pack in the middle of the lesson their stuff, stand up, yell "jüriöö" and run out of the classroom (and usually go home). It is done when it is obvious, that the schoolday is long enough and has to be ended.
all: "JJÜÜÜÜRRRIIIIÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ"
teacher writes: "... arbitrary left the lesson, absent without a reason, tomorrow detention we repeat the same lesson"
jüriöö by ptk January 2, 2004
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The Junkions, a race of junk robots. They are made of rusted scraps, chassis bits, manifold parts, and dented odds and ends. A little scatterbrained, they speak in odd-ryming, pieced-together sentences. Their words are a junkyard collection of broadcast fragments from T.V. commercials and radio jingles.
Stop thief, no welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavor for you, offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.

You check-in but you don't check-out.

Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.
junkions by Atomic June 10, 2004
Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
jurking by LetUsKale November 2, 2011

Jurkin the Turkey 

Something that a jimmy likes doing allot

Jurktionary

Jurktionary: A collection of "words" uttered by John Jurkovic on the Mac, Jurko, and Harry show on ESPN radio 1000 in Chicago, Illinois. Jurko tends to combine words that do actually exist, into "words" that suit his vocabulary needs....
He blames it on taking 10,000 blows to the head as a defensive lineman for the Packers, Jags, and Browns....
the term "Jurktionary" was coined by loyal listener Doug, from Evergreen Park.
"There's a new word for the Jurktionary."
1. Problem-some
2. Musnus opus
3. Swequity
4. Vute
5. Unbeuter
6. Salabasize
7. Renownment
8. Dranken
9. Lambasticity
10. Streamlining
11. Shockiting
Like Simon says, jurío is a person who dont receive presents for Christmas . In fact, they dont write a letter to Santa.
Person: Hi, whats your name?
Simon: Simon.
P: Oh Simon, did you write a letter to Santa this year?
S: Eh no because my familia is jurío
jurío by Pelusita February 8, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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