junkions

The Junkions, a race of junk robots. They are made of rusted scraps, chassis bits, manifold parts, and dented odds and ends. A little scatterbrained, they speak in odd-ryming, pieced-together sentences. Their words are a junkyard collection of broadcast fragments from T.V. commercials and radio jingles.

Stop thief, no welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavor for you, offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.

You check-in but you don't check-out.

Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

by Atomic June 10, 2004

dirty junkins

when your colon is on fire and you have to use all your sick days in three months

Also known as a case of the DJ'S

Tracy is calling out with a case of the Dirty Junkins

by NewsGal9 March 25, 2010

Junkins

Rare breed of hillbilly from the northeast. Resides anyplace there is a chance to get a neon tan.

Wow we got ourselves a real Junkins here

by Beantown Cop June 26, 2008