Jurdis
When you take a shit in outer space and your turds are floating around in zero gravity so you proceed to take one cut it, and consume it like a steak, also known as JURD MEAL
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Mexican Jurisprudence
Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !
Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011
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Jurdis • Juris • jurgis • jugdish • judisha • jurisdicktion • Jurisqa • Jurissa • Jördis Gusting • jordish
jugdishing
1. From the film:
Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
2. "You were totally jugdishing me on that kid with hairy ears last night. Die in a fire"
Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
2. "You were totally jugdishing me on that kid with hairy ears last night. Die in a fire"
jugdishing by The Suffra November 8, 2008
Juris Doctor
Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.
JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.
Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."
The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.
JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.
Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."
The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.
Juris Doctor by Lisa Smartypants July 23, 2012
Joey Jordison
Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005
Jurisprude
A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.
Jurisprude by law1009 August 19, 2009
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