Jurdis

When you take a shit in outer space and your turds are floating around in zero gravity so you proceed to take one cut it, and consume it like a steak, also known as JURD MEAL

On Apollo 11, commander Neil Armstrong ran out of food so he had to cook up a fat Jurdis to hold him over till he returned to earth.

by Dr Benis October 3, 2021

Mexican Jurisprudence

Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.

That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !

by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011

jugdishing

To pawn off an undesirable person onto someone else. From the film: Animal House.

1. From the film:
Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
2. "You were totally jugdishing me on that kid with hairy ears last night. Die in a fire"

by The Suffra November 8, 2008

juddist

a person what is mean and rude to judd

Austin: hi you see that kid Judd
you: yes

Austin: he's stupid

you: bro thats juddist

by JUDDIST November 10, 2022

Juris Doctor

Juris Doctor (not Juris Doctorate) is the correct term for a professional law degree.

JD is the abbreviation for Juris Doctor.

Juris Doctor is Latin for "teacher of law."

The terms Juris Doctor and Juris Doctorate are frequently and erroneously used interchangeably. Juris Doctorate is incorrect.

Joshua earned a juris doctor from the Yale Law School in 2002.

by Lisa Smartypants July 23, 2012

Joey Jordison

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer

fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison

by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005

Jurisprude

A practitioner or scholar of the law, especially a law student, who is particularly hesitant to give up that ass.

Joe didn't waste his time chasing Jurisprudes.

by law1009 August 19, 2009