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A person with the optimal physique and humour.
That was hilarious,
You're such a Jurandy!
Jurandy by Kawper December 6, 2023
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juranytlonel 

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences
1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
juranytlonel by Shanallillen December 5, 2007
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A small polish male that is very attractive and lovely. He is great in bed because of his huge cock. If you ever get a hang of an Jurand make sure you never let him go .
“I had sex with Jurand last night and guess what his cock was HUGEEE”
Jurand by BBC of u know u know February 4, 2020
A tall Polish male who is known to cry during shows such as Pokémon, PS I love you, or Summer Heights High
"His name is Jurand, you know, like the band?"

"Jesus Christ Jurand, relax, Ash will come back to life with Pikachu's tears"
Jurand by Borty Bortcross May 27, 2018
a cute ,awesome, hot guy. spanish n' usualyy peruvian orr venezuelan . ,)
ohh shit tht dude is such a juandy.. ! :)
juandy by udntneedztuuhknoo July 6, 2010
an ugly mtf that will ruin you day anyday and will get mad at you if you reject him, he can get any girl even though his looks arent good AT ALL. HE WILL MOSTLIKELY HAVE A TOOTH GAP LMAO
hey have you seen the new Juvandy in the school? Oh yeah he plays hard to get and he likes half of the class and did you see his tooth gaps? LOLOLOL
juvandy by lolololsss October 20, 2020

Jurandir 

That time of month when your bowels don't work so good, and scraggly little pieces of poop slip out when you sneeze.
Ooops. I just Jurandired.
Jurandir by Kara15e17 April 1, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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