Jurandy

A person with the optimal physique and humour.

That was hilarious,
You're such a Jurandy!

by Kawper December 6, 2023

juranytlonel

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences

1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!

by Shanallillen December 5, 2007

Jurand

A small polish male that is very attractive and lovely. He is great in bed because of his huge cock. If you ever get a hang of an Jurand make sure you never let him go .

“I had sex with Jurand last night and guess what his cock was HUGEEE”

by BBC of u know u know February 4, 2020

Jurand

A tall Polish male who is known to cry during shows such as Pokémon, PS I love you, or Summer Heights High

"His name is Jurand, you know, like the band?"

"Jesus Christ Jurand, relax, Ash will come back to life with Pikachu's tears"

by Borty Bortcross May 27, 2018

juandy

a cute ,awesome, hot guy. spanish n' usualyy peruvian orr venezuelan . ,)

ohh shit tht dude is such a juandy.. ! :)

by udntneedztuuhknoo July 6, 2010

juvandy

an ugly mtf that will ruin you day anyday and will get mad at you if you reject him, he can get any girl even though his looks arent good AT ALL. HE WILL MOSTLIKELY HAVE A TOOTH GAP LMAO

hey have you seen the new Juvandy in the school? Oh yeah he plays hard to get and he likes half of the class and did you see his tooth gaps? LOLOLOL

by lolololsss October 20, 2020

Jurandir

That time of month when your bowels don't work so good, and scraggly little pieces of poop slip out when you sneeze.

Ooops. I just Jurandired.

by Kara15e17 April 1, 2008