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A small polish male that is very attractive and lovely. He is great in bed because of his huge cock. If you ever get a hang of an Jurand make sure you never let him go .
“I had sex with Jurand last night and guess what his cock was HUGEEE”
Jurand by BBC of u know u know February 4, 2020
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A tall Polish male who is known to cry during shows such as Pokémon, PS I love you, or Summer Heights High
"His name is Jurand, you know, like the band?"

"Jesus Christ Jurand, relax, Ash will come back to life with Pikachu's tears"
Jurand by Borty Bortcross May 27, 2018
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Juandingo 

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.
That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.
Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017

Juandale Pringle 

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.
Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit
Juandale Pringle by drfriedrice April 16, 2022

juandale pringle 

my cousin juandale pringle was licking my dads toes at my great grandfather Jeffery Arnold Lancer Andrew Hagelson V's funeral
juandale pringle by Beko1280 May 25, 2022

Juandre The Potch King 

JUNDRE the Potch King is an urban legend first described and mentioned in early 2021 in Potch.

Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.

Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage

I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch

Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"
Tonight I will slay like Junadre The Potch King

I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....

"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "

Dirty Juandom 

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet
She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet
Dirty Juandom by Lmj June 18, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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