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A form of sexually transmitted fungi that oozes from penis after unprotected sex with animals.
That guy got “Jupanis” from fucking an ostrich.
Jupanis by The Vicious Kanid November 9, 2021
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The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.
I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism
Juanism by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018
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The most gorgeous girl of all. Who will always be on top. Juanis will always surprise you with a 4.0 gpa. She is very smart and has lots of friends and family who love her and adore her. She is kind and humble as a leaf and honorable as a princess
Omg have you met that girl Juanis she is so sweet.
juanis by Janita December 13, 2017
A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada
Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.
Juanism by Ro Pie January 26, 2007

Jugānisms 

Autism spectrum highest level of retardation
You have autism with a touch of jugānisms , must be heavily retarded
Jugānisms by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019

JAPanism 

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.
My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.
JAPanism by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010
Well.. a mans body part that people made as a joke for japan0203

-BY JAPAN0203
Hey.. my japanis is rising.. i lik u..
Japanis by JAPAN0203 June 24, 2022
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