Jupanis

A form of sexually transmitted fungi that oozes from penis after unprotected sex with animals.

That guy got “Jupanis” from fucking an ostrich.

by The Vicious Kanid November 9, 2021

Juanism

The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.

I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism

by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018

juanis

The most gorgeous girl of all. Who will always be on top. Juanis will always surprise you with a 4.0 gpa. She is very smart and has lots of friends and family who love her and adore her. She is kind and humble as a leaf and honorable as a princess

Omg have you met that girl Juanis she is so sweet.

by Janita December 13, 2017

Juanism

A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada

Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.

by Ro Pie January 26, 2007

Jugānisms

Autism spectrum highest level of retardation

You have autism with a touch of jugānisms , must be heavily retarded

by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019

JAPanism

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.

My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.

by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010

Japanis

Well.. a mans body part that people made as a joke for japan0203

-BY JAPAN0203

Hey.. my japanis is rising.. i lik u..

by JAPAN0203 June 24, 2022