JUANISIMO

THE STRONGEST, MOST ADORED KID IN SCHOOL. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE THIS KID. USUALLY HAS ALL THE GIRLS AFTER HIM. HE MOST ALWAYS HAS THE LAST NAME OF DEMEL. WHO WOULDNT WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH THIS SEXY GUY. EVERY GUYS WORST NIGHTMARE, EVERY GIRLS BEST DREAM.

OH JUANISIMO, CUM ON MY TITS!

by CUERVO92 February 27, 2009

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Juanism

The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.

I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism

by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018

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Juanism

A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada

Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.

by Ro Pie January 26, 2007

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Juansito

A hot Mexican jalapeño who jumped the border for fun using his dick

Juansito is so sexy

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Juanism

This is a religion in which all friends of Juan gather together and do the most random shit ever. In this religion, you are forced to eat, breathe, and praise guitars. If disrespect the guitar gods, you will face harsh punishments.

An example of how the Juanists praise guitars in Juanism:
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

by pansexualemothot February 17, 2020

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