Jugānisms
Jugānisms by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019
Juanism
A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.
Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada
Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada
Juanism
This is a religion in which all friends of Juan gather together and do the most random shit ever. In this religion, you are forced to eat, breathe, and praise guitars. If disrespect the guitar gods, you will face harsh punishments.
An example of how the Juanists praise guitars in Juanism:
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
Juan: All hail the Almighty Guitar!
Juanists: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
Juanism by pansexualemothot February 17, 2020
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.