junket 

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

junket by whorian April 23, 2004

junket 

n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk

"another junket this week"

junket by Pete January 20, 2004

junket 

Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.

I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.

junket by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Junket 

Plural of #criddler when pack wielding or bike riding tweekers unconsciously aggregate together; usually forming small temporary groups around free resources such as soup kitchens, neighborhoods with many cans and bottle which can be collected and deposited or public spaces with unsupervised restrooms and showers

A junket came down the street last night and got all the bottles before the recycling truck; look, there's still one counting on the corner.

Junket by Hyper ion September 4, 2017

Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?

Junket pump by shane-0 August 16, 2008

Junket Trumpet 

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

Junket Trumpet by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

Blue Veined Junket Pumper 

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

Blue Veined Junket Pumper by Old No7 March 4, 2008