junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009

Junkatarian

A person who does not eat anything healthy for them, they just eat a lot of junk food! They rarely eat any meat products, and not enough fruit or vegetables to be any where near having a healthy diet!

Jake: I don't like any of that stuff, especially the meat that's on there!!!
Chris: Jake I swear you are a wanna be vegetarian!!!

Jake: No I'm not, I'm not that close to a vegetarian!!!

Chris: Yeah you are!!!

Jake: Nope, I'm a Junkatarian!!!

by AwesomeMusicLover June 20, 2016

junkitarian

junkitarians live on a diet of everything unhealthy. usually thier meals are loaded with sugars, fats, and other unnutritonal things.

A junkitarian had a breakfast of donuts, a lunch of twinkies, and a dinner of extra-cheesy pizza.

by frizzyzizzy November 5, 2009

junkitarian

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009

junkatarian

A person who only eats junk food.

Person A: "I just became a vegetarian. So I can't eat meat."
Person B: "Fuck that. I'm a junkatarian."
Person A: "What is that?"
Person B: It means I eat cheese doodles and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner."

by MrNoobTubeGamer March 2, 2016

juicetarian

Fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable.
Fruitarians had it almost right, but they also miss direly on other important nutrients not already available in fruit/vegs.

Funny thing is the way them vegetards sometimes cross the line of sanity in dealing with their dietary habits: there is first off, the fruitarian who eats raw fruit/vegs. The juicetarian (also called liquitarian), who only allows fruit-and-veg-based beverages and water! Then again, some might disapprove of this all together and only drink water (called aquatarians/ waterians) and die from extreme malnutrition!
But the most ga-ga of them all is the pseudospiritual, sectarian-cum-vegetarian 'Breatharians': "people free of any need to eat or drink."
Huh!

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by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007