Definitions by whorian

compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.

I will help you out, but I require some compensation.

compensation by whorian July 12, 2005

FYPM 

abbrev. Fuck you, pay me.

Used in protest to an unfair change in a given plan, calling attention to the requirement of additional compensation for one's efforts.

Lumbergh: Yeeeah, we're going to need you to come in on Saturday...

Peter: FYPM.

FYPM by whorian June 23, 2005

bmtg 

abbr.

buy-me-things girl.

a woman, by function of either incompetence or malice, demands an inordinate amount of financial support.

she was fun for a romp, but definitely not girlfriend material - she's a total bmtg.

bmtg by whorian March 2, 2005

junket 

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

junket by whorian April 23, 2004

fraggot

A LAN party closet-case who will never, ever have sex with a woman, despite potentially experiencing hallucinations to someday do so.

"No, I don't want to hear about the latest half-life mod, you silly fraggot."

fraggot by whorian January 27, 2004