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n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk
"another junket this week"
junket by Pete January 20, 2004
Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.
I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.
Plural of #criddler when pack wielding or bike riding tweekers unconsciously aggregate together; usually forming small temporary groups around free resources such as soup kitchens, neighborhoods with many cans and bottle which can be collected and deposited or public spaces with unsupervised restrooms and showers
A junket came down the street last night and got all the bottles before the recycling truck; look, there's still one counting on the corner.
Junket by Hyper ion September 4, 2017

Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.
hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?
Junket pump by shane-0 August 16, 2008

Junket Trumpet 

Yet another name for an erect penis
My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet
Junket Trumpet by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

Blue Veined Junket Pumper 

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.
"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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