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n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.
"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."
junket by whorian April 23, 2004
Words you can keep
n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk
"another junket this week"
junket by Pete January 20, 2004
Male semen ejaculated from the testicles.
I’m terribly sorry, but I seem to have come my junket all over your blue dress.
Plural of #criddler when pack wielding or bike riding tweekers unconsciously aggregate together; usually forming small temporary groups around free resources such as soup kitchens, neighborhoods with many cans and bottle which can be collected and deposited or public spaces with unsupervised restrooms and showers
A junket came down the street last night and got all the bottles before the recycling truck; look, there's still one counting on the corner.
Junket by Hyper ion September 4, 2017

Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.
hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?
Junket pump by shane-0 August 16, 2008

Junket Trumpet 

Yet another name for an erect penis
My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet
Junket Trumpet by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

Blue Veined Junket Pumper 

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.
"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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