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nigger junk shit 

Anything that doesn't work properly and/or causes chaos to your daily routine.
An item that should handle the job, yet fails tremendously. Leaving the user/operator frustrated.
He went crazy finding multiple ways to finish his project. If the nigger junk shit was working right he would be done.
nigger junk shit by ☆ImFnFamou$☆ November 30, 2017

throw my junk at shit 

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest
"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"
throw my junk at shit by jhova23 February 14, 2008

Damn shit junk 

Ask someone if their an idiot
Damn shit junk by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

Junk food shits 

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.
I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.
Junk food shits by aomia February 25, 2010
Anything pertaining to junk, a collection of unwanted or unapproved things, often times illegal; an unlocked person
If you bring the beer ,Dave will bring the junkshit and we can party.

That bitch is always on junkshit.
junkshit by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026