nigger junk shit

Anything that doesn't work properly and/or causes chaos to your daily routine.
An item that should handle the job, yet fails tremendously. Leaving the user/operator frustrated.
He went crazy finding multiple ways to finish his project. If the nigger junk shit was working right he would be done.
by ☆ImFnFamou$☆ November 30, 2017
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Junk food shits

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.
I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.
by aomia February 25, 2010
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throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest
"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"
by jhova23 February 14, 2008
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Damn shit junk

by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019
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Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.
He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.
by Stewy13 July 29, 2025
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