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nigger junk shit 

Anything that doesn't work properly and/or causes chaos to your daily routine.
An item that should handle the job, yet fails tremendously. Leaving the user/operator frustrated.
He went crazy finding multiple ways to finish his project. If the nigger junk shit was working right he would be done.
nigger junk shit by ☆ImFnFamou$☆ November 30, 2017

throw my junk at shit 

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest
"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"
throw my junk at shit by jhova23 February 14, 2008

Damn shit junk 

Ask someone if their an idiot
Damn shit junk by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019

Junk food shits 

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.
I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.
Junk food shits by aomia February 25, 2010

Shitty Junk Boy

A name for someone whose avatar on a video game is a mess of unrelated accessories with no color coordination or relation to each other.
"Omfg you actually look like a shitty junk boy"
Shitty Junk Boy by Luckiestmom October 2, 2026
Anything pertaining to junk, a collection of unwanted or unapproved things, often times illegal; an unlocked person
If you bring the beer ,Dave will bring the junkshit and we can party.

That bitch is always on junkshit.
junkshit by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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