A marketing ploy by Neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don't need on the premise that what we've been doing is wrong. Specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. Junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our shitty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.
"Maybe I'll finally be happy if I buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing I should be concerned about."
"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"
"I just realized the reason I hate myself is because I have junkface. Thanks Neutrogena!"
by lewdmaterials July 26, 2014
by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014
The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.
I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.
by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 26, 2011