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Jumped in my Grave
The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.
Jumped in my Grave by BT3100 April 23, 2010
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You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven by Laapwing May 19, 2024
jumper in the door
When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.
jumper in the door by mem November 4, 2003
flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff
One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
bird in a stripey jumper
BUZZZZ!!
Ben: what's that's?
Tim: I don't know
(Massive bee goes past)
Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!
Ben: what's that's?
Tim: I don't know
(Massive bee goes past)
Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!
bird in a stripey jumper by crazyrobo90 May 16, 2011
Indian Jumper Cables
is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Indian Jumper Cables by anonymous January 23, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.