mem's definitions

jumper in the door

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.

I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.

by mem November 4, 2003

garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

by mem September 5, 2005