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Jumblefucked

Mixed up jumbled mess that has little hope or becoming reorganized
My thoughts were all jumblefucked
by Jabado June 21, 2024
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lost in the middle of nowhere to the point of where you are truly fucked and have no hope of ever finding your way back..
we just past bumblefuck.. now we are in bumblefucked.. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!!???
by slayne December 29, 2004
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Bumblefucked

When you meet up with a bumble date but he turns out to be a fuck boi
Did you hear about claires bumble date?

Yea i heard he was totally wack...

Yea he was a total fuck boi

Yea she totes got bumblefucked
by germanrodriguez22 August 11, 2016
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JumbleFuck

a very messy line, something way out of order
Annoying Bitch: Make a line get out of this fucking....jumblefuck!
by nikki. February 14, 2007
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bumblefucked

1.Failed to not have been fucked. 2. Having been fucked so hard that life itself seems indifferent or useless.
1. I tried to avoid pissing off the roidhead, but I was bumblefucked the minute he saw my average sized penis. 2. Bumblefucked, I fell off a cliff and was eaten by wolves while teenagers preached their ultimate wisdom for eternity.
by pungkram April 22, 2010
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Jumblefuck

Jumblefuck. n. a disorderly british queue.
Jumblefuck. v. to cause a queue to jumblefuck; can also be used in replacement of the word "fuck", hence to refer to anything.
Jumblefuck. adj. a 'jumblefucked' line.

Origin: Jackrabbits; Jacksonville, Florida
On February 3rd, 2007, the convoy known as 'Less Than Jack' collectively participated in the act of jumblefucking. The ticketman for Jackrabbits, Kyle (henceforth known as 'Jumblefuck'), walked outside the venue at 7:00 pm EST (1 hour before doors open) to observe the act. The disgruntled ticketman then shouted "This isn't a line. This is a jumblefuck. Get in single-file against the wall. This is a jumblefuck!" Eyewitnesses stated there-after that there were two British mates on vacation to see Less Than Jake. One said "We're bloody British, we know how to fucking queue!"

It was in fact that a mere 20 minutes later, an appearance of the Brazillian Legend, Rogerio Lima Manganelli, bassist of Less Than Jake, was made. The 'Less Than Jack-er', Jacob informed Mr. Manganelli of this travesty. Rogerio professed his undying support of the act of jumblefucking.

Later in the night, this statement was confirmed by Mr. Manganelli's mother, "Tats".
This isn't a line, it's a jumblefuck!
by stef9811 December 14, 2008
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Bumblefucked

Bumblefucked - when you go on a Bumble date instead of handling important business and now things are messed up for good.
When deciding on a company name, she decided it was more important to go out on her Bumble date, and while she was out our unwanted co-worker added his name to the door. Without her vote to reject it, his name is now permanently the name of the company. She Bumblefucked us.
by Brad&Brittany February 15, 2023
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