1.Failed to not have been fucked. 2. Having been fucked so hard that life itself seems indifferent or useless.
1. I tried to avoid pissing off the roidhead, but I was bumblefucked the minute he saw my average sized penis. 2. Bumblefucked, I fell off a cliff and was eaten by wolves while teenagers preached their ultimate wisdom for eternity.
Bumblefucked - when you go on a Bumble date instead of handling important business and now things are messed up for good.
When deciding on a company name, she decided it was more important to go out on her Bumble date, and while she was out our unwanted co-worker added his name to the door. Without her vote to reject it, his name is now permanently the name of the company. She Bumblefucked us.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.