A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a
high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and
work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday,
Tuesday etc) so the
high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.
Bruce: Hey, what’s up with
Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on
Tuesday.
Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?