A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-
4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (
Monday,
Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery
store without the average person realizing.
Bruce:
Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on
Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any
extra?