Julker

Lover of penis, regardless of gender, race or species.

That dog is being a Julker

by loseisshoes November 18, 2009

Julker

A determined, self-confident man who arouses the interest of others in his mysterious way

Look at that guy. He looks... I don´t know. There is something about him. He must be a Julker.

by Quanöver March 2, 2023

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

jukker

super lazy person. A person who does nothing all day. A rude person. A person that steals stuff or takes something.

Get of the couch. Stop being a jukker.

I got ripped off like a jukker.
Lazy jukker.
Don't steal stuff or you'll be a juker

by karteler July 16, 2014

juker

A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.

Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?

by tacomallshark July 7, 2020

julerose

official canon girlfriend’s <3

“if you see julerose like that, it’s pretty obvious right?”

“juleka and rose from miraculous are girlfriend’s!”

by fallingwithlillianagrace May 6, 2021

Junkerman

a very awesome teacher, or someone who is really good at teaching other people

Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.

by fantablous May 6, 2010