jukker 

super lazy person. A person who does nothing all day. A rude person. A person that steals stuff or takes something.

Get of the couch. Stop being a jukker.

I got ripped off like a jukker.
Lazy jukker.
Don't steal stuff or you'll be a juker

jukker by karteler July 16, 2014

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

juker

A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.

Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?

juker by tacomallshark July 7, 2020

Junkerman

a very awesome teacher, or someone who is really good at teaching other people

Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.

Junkerman by fantablous May 6, 2010

junker 

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

junker by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009

Jukked 

Getting jukked can mean a couple of things:

A. To stumble, get tangled up, clipped or twisted

B. To get laid

A. Dude, that gymnast's wrist just got so Jukked and he cracked his brain!

B. Yo, i was about to finger bang Kymie last night and Anthony crept in the room and started chirping 'juk'? 'juk'? That faggot ruined my whole session!

Jukked by Louis Skolnick June 21, 2006

Junker 

A person who is gathers a bunch of trash and attempts to make use of it if not convert its original purpose to serve as something else.

Person A: So I just finish building my new home. But I decided to build it out of the things from a junkyard.
Person B: Well hopefully it doesn't fall on you while you are sleep.
Person A: Welll im more confident that it won't because I built it.
Person B: *Sigh* Sometimes being a junker isn't a good thing in this case.
Person A: Now I need to fix my car.

Junker by Syrikzero August 28, 2013