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A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.

Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?

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Juker

Juker is an alternative form of a Joker, in which whom is fond of joking.

Juker's on the other hand are fond of thinking they're always correct, and missing any form of Joking sarcasm.

I was trying to have a conversation with Brad the other day, and he started being a total Juker. I couldn't get a word in and he wasn't getting any of my sarcastic Jokes

Juker by ElEmEnOhPii July 7, 2019

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Juker

One who is known for consistently outsmarting and dodging an opponent

Emmitt Smith is a juker.

Juker by Juke Gines May 31, 2018

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Juker

One who is consistently good in the skill of the juke

Emmitt Smith is a juker.

Juker by Juke Gines May 31, 2018

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Juker Space

The space in a toilet between the water and the toilet seat.

Murph: "Dude my ass is soaked with backsplash."

James: "Man you didn't have enough Juker Space."

Juker Space by the clan January 19, 2013

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Juker Man

The best juker of them all
can juke out the whole squad in any game

ex1. Jimmy is The Juker man

ex2. The only juker man I know is Karl

ex3. I was playing rocket league and got juked by one of juker mans

Juker Man by OLLY-A March 18, 2020

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over juker

When a football player uses an excessive amount of jukes when running the ball.

Auburn quarterback Kodi Burns is an over juker.

over juker by Larry H January 12, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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