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A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.
Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?
juker by tacomallshark July 7, 2020
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Juker is an alternative form of a Joker, in which whom is fond of joking.

Juker's on the other hand are fond of thinking they're always correct, and missing any form of Joking sarcasm.
I was trying to have a conversation with Brad the other day, and he started being a total Juker. I couldn't get a word in and he wasn't getting any of my sarcastic Jokes
Juker by ElEmEnOhPii July 7, 2019
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One who is known for consistently outsmarting and dodging an opponent
Emmitt Smith is a juker.
Juker by Juke Gines May 31, 2018
One who is consistently good in the skill of the juke
Emmitt Smith is a juker.
Juker by Juke Gines May 31, 2018

Juker Space 

The space in a toilet between the water and the toilet seat.
Murph: "Dude my ass is soaked with backsplash."

James: "Man you didn't have enough Juker Space."
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Juker Man 

The best juker of them all
can juke out the whole squad in any game
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ex2. The only juker man I know is Karl

ex3. I was playing rocket league and got juked by one of juker mans
Juker Man by OLLY-A March 18, 2020

over juker 

When a football player uses an excessive amount of jukes when running the ball.
Auburn quarterback Kodi Burns is an over juker.
over juker by Larry H January 12, 2008
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