Your stereotypical
cheap, selfish, clingy, lying, lifeless, hypocritical, bandwagoneer, pot head,
creepy, cheating, and just plain
weird and worthless friend who you always seem to still hang out with.
"Hey dude, can I bum a cig?"
"No way man I just bought a
pack that was $
5.
87"
"You're being a real juidici right now"